eleven crabs experiencing euphoria

i read some words
i saw eleven crabs and crap
i read some words

if i tried to read your names out loud
i would fail at more than half

read some pussy words
some read pussy words
words read some pussy
pussy some words read
pussy words read some
pussy

subliminal messages are no longer subliminal
when they are obvious

i like the words i read
i like crabs and crap
i like everything about your self
portraits

thank you for sending me a copy

sex kitten

you can read my new poem here

and read some words

also
just in case you were wondering
someone submitted an internet boyfriend
application

folded brain

i am sitting on the second floor
as you are reading this
and there are still leftovers
of you everywhere

leave me alone

i am not laying in bed right now
i am not touching myself
tonight
because i have better things
to fuck with

i am going to fuck with
your brain
i will grab it and fold it in half
in half again
in half again
in half again
until i form a paper plane

i think that is not how paper
planes are folded
but i will fold it properly
so that it becomes a plane

i am going to chew it
and then you will finally
arrive

online dating

click here

email me your info

or comment here

thank you

people need to stop fucking like it's nineteen 69 (just kidding)

i am fucking you in secret
and i know you
want to three dimensionally
i think
that if you want this to happen
three dimensionally i need you to stop
flirting with other girls you know
it is not polite so why do you
keep doing it you asshole

i am going to leave you
alone for good
just kidding

i am not

i am going to think about
other guys and put them
in missionary position

this position will take place
in my mind but i am open
to other positions in my mind
you are not invited

just kidding

split my brain

in the future i want you to lick
the middle of me
i want you to draw lines with your tongue
i want you to split me in half slowly as you go

down and vice versa

this is not happening
lonely is greater than or equal to single

penises are cry babies

pussies like to dance
on top of penises
pussies cry when they dance
on top of penises
pussies cry when they're happy
on top of penises

penises cry too