i do not have penis envy

HELLO I AM DUMB

2012-01-24T20:53:00.000-08:00

List of text drafts that I thought I lost forever but then I got back but then I felt like “these drafts are super dumb” but whatever I decided to write about each draft anyway (or something)

“Hyper sex you all”

Do you hate me?

“Contact lenses that work like video cameras. If someone invents those I’m going to buy that I don’t care about the price. I need that. Thanks future inventor. I want to marry you so I can get them for free.”

Self-explanatory.

“Some girl just said ‘I need to change all these things to be wife worthy’”

I was in school when I heard that and I felt really sad. I don’t think I saw the girl’s face. I just overheard that and felt angry and wanted to tell her ‘you don’t need to do anything, girl.’

“I don’t tune out unimportant things because nothing is unimportant.”

Duh.

“I feel like I can’t breathe”

This happens a lot but it’s okay.

“Hmmmm how much?”

lol wtf

“Just thought ‘ ”

I thought something and then I didn’t type it. I was probably driving and texting was unsafe or maybe I got a new text and forgot. Most likely, I was driving. I’m not that popular. Not a lot of people text me.

“¿alguien se puede parar en mi espalda? (es pregunta y albur)”

That means ‘can someone stand on my back’ but it has double meaning in Spanish. It also means something like ‘can someone get a boner on my back?’. In parenthesis, I tell everyone this is a question and something dirty. How do you say ‘albur’ in English? I forgot.

“feminasty and feminazi”

Thought that was funny (because I’m dumb).

“just thought ‘rt this and win a bj’ idk why I thought that I’m jk”

Lol. I’ve thought about tweeting that (or something like that) a lot of times. Glad I’ve never done that. Seems dumb and sad.

PINKY PROMISE ME THIS

2012-01-13T13:22:00.000-08:00

hello yesterday i posted a pdf with a long poem.
http://idonothavepenisenvy.com/PINKY%20PROMISE%20ME%20THIS%20by%20ana%20carrete.pdf

gonna sneeze windex all over your sexy body

2012-01-03T00:17:00.000-08:00

someone emailed me two poems and i feel really confused.
i have 41 new poems (new poetry collection?) (i guess). (i think) no one can read them.
while washing my face i thought, 'baby babe' might be my only 'real' book, and i don't know if i'm cool with that.
everyone hiccup or whatever.
i'm a big baby. i'm the opposite of a fearless baby. i'm like a ghost that wants to be a koala or something (cute).
it's 12:21 am right now.
writers are fill in the blank.
my face wants to eat your face. all the time.
my feet are cold.
i read tweets and i get really mad. i'm dumb. i say i'm dumb a lot. it's dumb.
i also say 'i don't know' a lot. i do that 'in real life' all the time. i don't know anything.
i'm older. i have zero goals for 2012. i've had zero goals all my life. i guess that's a lie. i mean i never write them down. i never have a list. maybe lists are good.
zero dumb goals.
100% dumb.
i'm one sad motherfucker.
i'm one two three four five sad motherfuckers in the shape of one
sad motherfucker.
or something.
do you want to braid my hair or do you at least want to comb it?
i stopped posting things here and i stopped gmail chatting and i stopped reading blogs because i worked and 'school got crazy'.
everything feels different now. i sit in front of my laptop and i feel nothing and i feel too much.
i sit and look at the names of the people who are online but i don't really talk to anyone. i'm invisible. i can say 'hi'. that's it. hello internet. i'm boring.
boring is ugly.
i read things and i feel sad and ugly and gross and i want to do bad things. for example, suicide is a bad thing that i want to do. just kidding. one time i got really scared because i seriously considered jumping off of a parking structure. this happened like two months ago. i'm ungrateful and i'm hungry.
this is the only thing i know for sure: at some point, i'm going to be (really) lonely.
one day i was crying and i made a video of that and then i deleted it.
i'm going to be alone and then i'm going to make videos of everything and then i'm not going to share them. i'm just going to watch my own videos and cry and film myself watching myself. and then i'm going to record that. can someone not punch my face?
one day, someone is going to put a scoop of chocolate ice cream in my mouth but i'm going to be so bummed that i'm going to think that they pooped in my mouth. it's going to be gross and i'm going to shoot myself in the face if that happens. so, does anyone have an extra gun?

BABY BABE [CIVIL COPING MECHANISMS]

2011-09-05T12:31:00.000-07:00

dear FRIENDS,
hello. i've been very busy and it sucks but also it doesn't at the same time. um yeah. i love you. thank you for reading.

just wanted to let you know CIVIL COPING MECHANISMS is publishing my poetry book BABY BABE in 2012.

and i just want to scream a lot.

thank you for: your emoticons, your comments, your luv, your everything that you've typed (etc) my way.

if you want to ask me questions or whatever please

email me/@ me/ DM me/ 'whatevs' me.

thank you.

yours forever,

ana c.

Teen Sorcery (1999) [quotes n notes]

2011-08-02T11:20:00.001-07:00

'so suburban' 'and this is supposed to excite me.'

the girl looks like the swap meet version of melissa joan heart.
the other girl looks like the swap meet version of the pocahontas version of christina ricci and there's fire in her eyes.

'we can hang out at my house i have a cool cd collection.'

lol his name is 'michael charming.'

'sometimes i wish you weren't such a damn brainiac mary!'

‘powers of dark powers of light fill within me strengthen my might.’

‘wicca. it’s the religion that witches practice.’

'are you asking me out? i'm flattered but i don't think so. i'm a really bad dancer.'

'find anything?' 'no just some stupid potions.'

the librarian is the keeper of the stone.
oh but 'she must guard it now.'
‘you must guard it now. guard it with your life.’

‘great now everyone at school is going to think we’ve gone goth.’

‘jeez you got like schwarzenegger grip.’

‘so wait we’re like the good witches? how un-fun is that.’

the good witch and her nerdy friends wear sunglasses and the evil witch and her friends don't. the evil witch eats popcorn.
the evil witch disappeared the nerds' lunch and the good witch gave them pizza.
the evil witch looks like the swap meet version of posh spice.

lol now i know why i found this while searching ‘sleeping beauty.’

‘brave and gallant? have you checked out the guys in this town?’
‘conjure one up.’

‘so uh do you wanna play frisbee?’

lol they need to turn michael charming into a prince and they turned him into Prince.

portal to a parallel universe.

‘who believes this? my whole dungeons and dragons club.’

jump into the locker.

shit just got groovy.

evil teen witch is trapped in nerdy high school.

everyone gets hot dates.

'who needs leonardo dicaprio?'

kiss.

I AM SNEEZING A LOT

2011-07-05T09:53:00.000-07:00

hello friends. just wanted to let you know i'm sneezing a lot. i woke up like an hour ago and i keep sneezing. i went to bed and my hair was wet and now i'm sick. great.
also,
issue 3 of red lightbulbs is up and there's some awesome things by awesome women and there's this long thing by me.
also, there's poems by me at metazen.
okay. thanks everyone. i hope i'm the only one sneezing and everyone is having fun licking lollipops and feeling great. *sneezes*

idk: pdf thingy

2011-06-25T11:35:00.000-07:00

i wrote a thing and made a pdf. you can get it here.
i hope you like it.

i want my money back

2011-06-12T12:08:00.000-07:00

i’m really dumb sometimes
one time i bought a lipgloss
just because it was called
sexy motherpucker

(worst idea ever)

Sexy Everything

2011-06-02T09:17:00.001-07:00

For the past few months, I've seen billboards (everywhere). I didn't even know what they were advertising. Turns out they’re trying to sell vodka. But all I remember and think when I see those ads is ‘sexy female robots are creepy,’ ‘wow, she has tits and ass,’ and ‘ugh.’

The ads show pictures of sexy female robots. The ads ask everyone who drives by Are you bot or not? My answer is definitely not and fuck you.

Is that how they're trying to convince people? It sounds like they’re trying to make it sound like ‘are you cool or not’? Who wants to be a robot? Who's the audience? Extreme nerds? Who buys this product because of that ad?

Bots can’t drink vodka. Nothing makes sense.

Who is in charge of this campaign? I want answers.

I guess there's lots of movies that promote the sexy robot idea. Not only sexy robots but sexy clones, sexy creatures that aren't 100% human but are like 1% human maybe. Everything needs to be sexy. For some reason. Right. And the people in charge (writers? whoever) try to make you feel guilty if you want these creatures dead. We turn into nazis or something. The people who hate the man-made creatures always look like ignorant fucks in the movies. I know I'm always convinced while watching these movies. I always think 'the haters are so mean.' But after seeing those sexy bot ads, I got immediately mad. I think I get it now.

A really great example is the movie Splice. It came out in 2009. I watched it in 2011.

SPOILER ALERT.
STOP READING IF YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED AND WATCH THIS MOVIE.

The female scientist is emotionally unstable and Adrien Brody loves her but thinks she’s crazy when she insists on making a new creature. She makes the creature anyway. She doesn’t need anyone’s permission. She’s an independent woman and probably listens to Destiny’s Child. The creature grows fast. The creature falls in love with Adrien Brody and he teaches her how to dance. They kiss and fuck and everything is crazy. The splice arches her back and opens her wings when she orgasms. Apparently, Adrien Brody is into females with long lethal tails, deformed legs, wings, and a face that looks like the kid from the music video of System of a Down’s Aerials.

The creature eventually turns male, kills Adrien, and rapes the female scientist. The female scientist was the creature’s mom or something. The creature had her DNA. I barely passed my biology classes, so I didn’t really get the scientific part of the movie. But I can say whatever I want to say so I’m going to say this: everything about this movie is dumb but I liked it.

Every time I walk into Blockbuster and see the cover of that movie, I remember the scene where the creature orgasms and spreads its wings.

I think what I’m trying to say is this: I don’t want to be replaced by sex bots. I don’t want anyone to be replaced by sex bots. I want human flesh. I’m okay with (and will probably enjoy) movies about sex bots but I don’t want them to exist ‘in real life.’

OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW: MAGIC HELICOPTER PRESS

2011-05-18T09:55:00.000-07:00

I saw Richard Chiem yesterday and:

Today:
OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW
OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW
OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW
OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW
OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW
OH NO EVERYTHING IS WET NOW
by Richard Chiem and me is live.
Thanks Mike Young. Thank you x infinity.

MAKE-BELIEVE LOVE-MAKING: CASSETTE VERSION

2011-05-12T12:41:00.000-07:00

COMING SOON. IF THE CASSETTES WORK.

2011-05-08T20:13:00.000-07:00

the bros at the inspection booth (at the border) have done it again

2011-05-05T08:36:00.000-07:00

spanish? you speak spanish already
why don't you study spanish in mexico?

because it's different
i can't can study wherever the fuck i want

i cancan

watch me

i am angry and everything sucks when i am angry

study arabic that's where the money's at

who says i want money lol

study arabic my wife knows arabic and she's the boss
of all arabic things in san diego

i am thinking 'terrorism' in quotes and i feel suspicious

he insists

he wants me to learn so i can join 'the fight'

study arabic i know what i'm talking about

um no

you are going to be rich
like my wife

um okay have a nice day

please hold me

2011-05-01T23:02:00.001-07:00

i fix my hair when i walk around campus and sometimes
hair stays in my hands cause i comb it with my fingers
and then i think
should i let my hairs fall wherever cause
what if someone gets in an accident
and dies and investigators look for evidence
and they find my hair and blame me for it
and i go to jail even though
i am innocent
but everyone decides
i am guilty
and i stay there

make-believe love-making 2nd edition

2011-04-20T10:04:00.000-07:00

i have 5 copies of ‘make-believe love-making.’ and i don’t know how many i’m going to print this time. i printed 20 and i have 5 left. and i'm going to print more. soon. i’m definitely going to print more. but if you’re interested in 1 of these, please email me (anikainpink at gmail dot com) your address and paypal me $5 us dollars. thank you. have a nice day ♥
p.s. if you email me and i don't have any copies left, don't worry. you'll get your copy. and i'll let you know. or i can paypal your money back or whatever. also, that just means i'll have to hurry up and print more. asap. thanks.

thunderclap press / LPP / NWV / PBP

2011-04-04T12:00:00.000-07:00

New Wave Vomit's 1st anniversary.
Wow. My baby is one.
Thanks everyone for being awesome and sending awesome things.
I feel very emo. I want to be the girl from 'the ring' and I want to come out of computer screens and hug you.

'THUNDERCLAP PRESS &

BEN TANZER. LEN KUNTZ. SUSAN TEPPER. ANA CARRETE. JESSE BRADLEY.J JOSEPH QUINTELA. MURRAY DUNLAP. SHELDON LEE COMPTON. GREG DYBEC.PARKER TETTLETON &

MANY MORE PRESENT THUNDERCLAP! MAGAZINE ISSUE FIVE

Print Publication ($13.00) & E-Book ($5.00)'

LET PEOPLE POEMS (aka el pp):
white like trash and wet like my back
brushing my hair in front of a mirror

Please read Feng Chen's arcane carnal knowledge. Read it again and again.
Viva el Pangur Ban Party.
Viva el internet.

oh no everything is wet now (trailer)

2011-03-31T08:25:00.001-07:00

voicemails from crispin best

2011-03-27T12:45:00.000-07:00

coming soon: voicemail #3

SHOUT OUTS, ETC.

2011-03-06T16:51:00.001-08:00

UPDATES:
Luna Miguel interviewed me. You can use google translate but google translate sucks :(
Buy Luna's books. I can teach you Spanish.
Michael Inscoe made a teaser trailer about make-believe love-making.
Mike Bushnell is a party so he made a list of "Online Literary Power 25." I'm number 11.
Ben Rosamond raps and gives shout outs.
Who publishes e-books? Who isn't a hater?
I'm going to print the second edition of make-believe love-making this month. Hopefully.
I have a lot of homeless poems.
People are nice. People email me. I love emails. I love people.
You're my friend. We're friends. Can I touch you?
I got a 69 on my psych test. Just kidding. I got 60 something :(
Sometimes I think about emails a lot and can't concentrate and fail my exams.
write 'new wave vomit' on a white t-shirt, take a picture and email it to anikainpink at gmail dot com
Jordan Castro is my friend.

[INTERVIEW] [REVIEWS]

2011-02-18T10:34:00.000-08:00

hello everyone.

Noah Cicero interviewed me:

POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.
POETRY OVER SEX.

and
and
and
and
and

Zachary Whalen reviewed 'make-believe love-making'
and 'this is controversial.'

fuck yeah.

breakfast, oh no, videos, books, non-fiction, sup, etc.

2011-02-09T16:03:00.001-08:00

i got a voice recorder and here is an audio draft called "breakfast 2011"

also:

new videos.
i'm taking a creative non-fiction class. i'm scared.
i'm working on a collection of short stories. most of the stories are "about tijuana." i have 15 stories so far. i might get rid of some. some are way too short or something. i don't know what i'm going to do with these stories.
2nd edition of make-believe love-making coming soon. i guess. i hope. thank you.
other cool things.
surprises.
hello. sup?

interview and...

2011-01-22T11:19:00.000-08:00

hello friends ♥
Greg Dybec interviewed me.
THE SALE IS OVER.

~~if you want a copy of "THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL" you can paypal me (anikainpink @ gmail . com) $10 USD [instead of $25 plus shipping] and i'll send you a copy.~~
~~i'm tired of having a box with copies in my room. unfortunately, this a US only sale because shipping elsewhere costs $15 USD so yeah.~~
~~oh also if you have a book and want to trade we can do that.~~
~~also, if you paypal me less than $10 USD can you review it/help me promote it.~~
~~also, i don't know. maybe don't send me less than $5 because i'm going to spend it all on shipping and that sucks.~~
~~also, if you want it for free you better have a good excuse.~~
~~i guess i'm really horrible at "promoting" books or i guess i'm super good at "not promoting."~~
~~i just don't want to be annoying, you know?~~

p.s. published lots of new new wave vomit. i created a twitter for nwv. so follow it please. thanks.

man, i love cartwheels

2011-01-19T21:59:00.000-08:00

did a cartwheel
and landed on my ass
knelt and landed on your dick
man
i love cartwheels

later

a plate landed on my lap
your face landed on my plate
you were too close
what did you expect

el email que no le mandé a Luna Miguel

2011-01-15T09:31:00.000-08:00

Querida Luna,
hola. nunca uso mayúsculas. nunca escribo en español. "Querida Luna" merece mayúsculas.
leí tus dos primeros poemas (fueron mi desayuno). mi estómago da vueltas porque casi no dormí. casi no dormí porque contestaba preguntas. me siento vulnerable porque estoy escribiendo en español. la mayoría del tiempo siento en español pero escribo en inglés. traduzco.
leí los dos primeros poemas de poetry is not dead con mi estómago vacío y tu libro fue bueno conmigo. mi desayuno del 15 de enero de 2011. leí y pensé voy a tener que leer estos poemas en voz alta. hay ciertos libros que prefiero leer en voz alta.
una pausa.
ya terminé. terminé de leer tu libro. mi estómago: vacío (otra vez). tu poesía: yes, please! siento que lloro. soy dramática a veces. no me importa. soy sincera. soy tu fan. siento. p o e s í a. pensé en dejarte un comentario en facebook: soy tu fan. pensé agregar corazones. agrego corazones a todo lo que haces. poetry is not dead. vivimos.

when i don't wear my contacts i wear my regular glasses and my eyes look tiny

2011-01-06T19:26:00.000-08:00

my sister whistles and records it
then plays it
over and over again and i high five her
because i can't whistle

we laugh for a long while

my sister says things in french
and i like how things sound
she's learning
she stops saying things
and i stop writing this poem
this pseudopoem
i think she's going places
and i'm just looking at her go

she says forty four in french
(i think)
her hair is longer every day
and i have a ponytail
and it shrinks
quickly
and i hate myself
and then i don't
and then i do

i said i wasn't going to drink alcohol
again but then i thought okay maybe
i just won't drink vodka

cumbia salsa merengue tango flamenco lambada
currency exchange swing

i feel stupid but clever
i think things like
e true bollywood story and
dancing with the hispanic stars and
honey i shrunk your penis and
oops i shrunk it again and
bad to the bone wait that already exists
so i think bad to the boner instead
and then i go back to the original phrase
and then i think about mine and smile
and then i hate myself
and then i don't
and then i do

because the other day i imagined someone stabbed me
while i was in my car in my country not yours mine
and then i thought about tweeting it

just got stabbed

and my dad only calls me princess when i don't wash
the dishes so i'm not who you think i am

i am floating away with a penis made of spam
just kidding gotcha
i have one of those long ballons so i took some pictures
pretending the balloon was a penis
pretending it was my boner
and i failed but who cares
nobody needs my fake boner

during the holidays some family members
call me "the writer"
some people think
they're so funny
shit
i'm just like whatever
when i walk around

new wave vomit 128-147

2010-12-25T13:32:00.000-08:00

happy holidays everybody!
you can enjoy
lots of vomit by:
zachary whalen
poncho peligroso
alex mussawir
jack faulkner
joe martin
rebecca raccoon
jordan pennington
polyesteriot
nico castles
chris taylor
steve roggenbuck
stacey teague
michael frissore
greg dybec
ryan spooner
zoe tambling
nils norelius
luna miguel
cody troyan
lucas ruppel

in other news,
expect this e-book soon:

cunt me in

2010-12-24T00:36:00.000-08:00

it's cold and my hands are breaking
you say i taste like cold
cold guava

if i ever sign a prenup i'll sign it
with crayons and blood

you kill my laughter with your tongue

you lick outside my heart
it feels like you're about to but
i'm just going crazy

let me

no first
let's spend a long time
coming

how come i don't know
just because okay
cunt me in baby
cunt me in

metazen xmas e-book

2010-12-21T13:28:00.000-08:00

please help

he asked if

2010-12-03T10:07:00.000-08:00

he compared me to a bullfighter
he asked if
i said no
he interrupted me and said well

you can't kill the bull right away
you have to go slower

and i was like whatever
but really i was like

oh no

ear eater 2

2010-11-22T22:50:00.000-08:00

cassandra troyan is awesome and invited me to read. great writers read. i read too. i was super nervous and i got sick. i have a cold now. i'm glad i read. thanks to james payne, you can listen to these recordings.
i didn't listen to my recording because i'm afraid of myself. it's okay if you don't want to listen to my recording. you should listen to kendra grant malone and sam pink. #sogood
thanks everyone. it was fun.
in other news, i made a video to promote adam moorad's poetry book "i went to the desert"

also,

really attractive girls walk by and i just sit here

2010-11-09T00:45:00.000-08:00

really attractive girls walk by and i just sit here
feeling like a dude

in front of me there's a sticker that says fall apart
i'm not even kidding

i'm amazed at how much time i can waste
doing absolutely nothing
but stare listen and type
i'm ridiculous
please don't tell mom and dad

new wave vomit 118-127

2010-11-07T14:00:00.001-08:00

by
james payne
leif haven
blake west
robert vaughan
chris moran
ivan p.
frances e. dinger
dianca london
elaine black
alan britt

i was finally able to publish stuff. i feel like this:

new wave vomit/ best of the web nominations

2010-10-31T13:00:00.000-07:00

new wave vomit's nominations for the best of the web series:

"AMERICA GREAT" by Feng Sun Chen
"WHOSE HANDS WERE SWEPT BY THE FRINGES OF DASHED SLOPES" by Ben Brooks
"OLD TAMPONS" by Richard Chiem

good luck everybody!

¡POP SERIAL número 2!

2010-10-27T10:20:00.000-07:00

hi.

YEAH :)!
so i made a video for "the first single" from pop serial #2:

please click this ♥

ALSO,
here's some new wave vomit:
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117

new wave vomit 108, 109, and collaborative destruction

2010-10-05T17:56:00.000-07:00

cool new stuff is up @ new wave vomit:
no. 108
and no. 109.

also, here's a poetry collection called "collaborative destruction." it's by you know who and adam moorad.

special thanks to adam coates who's always super nice and helped me with html stuff.

BOOK BOOK BOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2010-09-28T13:58:00.001-07:00

hello everybody!
my new book: "THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL" is ready.
I AM A SMILEY FACE.(you can cut the prints and hang them on a wall if you want).

100 copies were printed but i don't have all the copies.
price: $25 us dollars or $300 mexican pesos (plus shipping and handling).

also, special thanks to:
Carlos Lerma
Miguel Angel Ortíz
Mario Tapia
Elba Leyba
Anita Mejía
Luis Mario Sarmiento
Alejandra Chong
César Moreno
Guillermo Sariñana
Diego Negrete
Amaranta Guevara

thanks for being talented and awesome.

new wave vomit 102-107, etc.

2010-09-26T20:43:00.000-07:00

hi. i thought i blogged about some of these but it looks like i didn't. i'm sorry. i'm a terrible person. okay here we go.
here's 102
103
104
105
106
107

tusk is really great. i like tusk very much. good job stephen o'toole.
also, prayerbook is super awesome. yay adam moorad.
yeah, you probably read everything already.
also
oh yeah my second book is ready i just need to go pick it up. i'll probably pick up some copies this tuesday. the name of the book is "this is controversial" and there's a pink penis on the cover. there's a pink penis and the penis is stylish and girly. my name is the semen that comes out of the girly penis. i mean, not really my name is next to the tip of the pink penis or something. haha. i'll post pictures soon.
i was going to say something else but i forgot. thanks for reading. ily.

new wave vomit IS DEAD

2010-08-29T14:41:00.000-07:00

just kidding. i'm trying to come up with new rules. but i might not change the rules. i don't know what to do. do you have any ideas?
in other news, i'm going back to school tomorrow. yay. i'm nervous.

here's no.99
100
and 101

yes, i know i said i would stop when i reached 100 but i like these poems and umm i can do whatever i want. so there.
i made a new collage:i'm cool. jk. look:

hi, nwv, miss mexico, reviews, etc.

2010-08-24T22:40:00.000-07:00

hello. please read these:
94
95
96
97
98

miss mexico won.
patrick trotti reviewed make-believe love-making.
dj berndt reviewed make-believe love-making.
ryan manning reviewed it too
expect other reviews soon(ish?)
otto made a video
new wave vomit is "taking a break" as soon as i publish no. 100. (i think). i want to do something different. i might change the rules. i don't know.
i made two shirts today.
my next book isn't home-made. on sale soon. more news soon.
vacations are over.
what else? ILY.

SPECIAL OFFER (ONLY 99 CENTS) (OR FREE)

2010-08-11T09:23:00.000-07:00

¡hola amigos!

TODAY ONLY (11-aug-2010): if you want a copy of make-belive love-making you can get your copy for only 99 cents. paypal me 99 cents and i'll send you a copy.
remember,

anikainpink at gmail dot com

also, if you don't want to pay for it, email me and tell me why you want a free copy or list some reasons why you don't want to pay for it. we can make some arrangements.

p.s. ("because i'm awesome" is not a valid reason) but who knows.

p.p.s. you can buy it if you want.

nwv, etc.

2010-08-04T16:22:00.000-07:00

hi
this is number 93.
i have 3 new poems @ thieves jargon
i have 2 new collages:
and this is a poem by parker tettleton:

((((some blurbs))))
stephen dierks read one of my poems:

new wave vomit & make-believe love-making news

2010-07-27T21:51:00.000-07:00

hello everyone.
here's no. 90
no. 91
and no. 92

---
thank you for buying my book.
here's some evidence:richard chiem holding his copy
rc miller's copy next to a porn collection bernardo nuñez holding his copy

nwv & book updates

2010-07-23T08:14:00.000-07:00

hello!
here's no. 89

also,
thank you for buying my book ♥

MAKE-BELIEVE LOVE-MAKING (!)

2010-07-20T17:36:00.000-07:00

HELLO EVERYONE!
all the copies of make-believe love-making are almost ready. 60 copies are ready. there's a total of 69 copies.
please buy it ♥
thank you!

new wave vomit (87&88)

2010-07-17T09:17:00.000-07:00

hi. please read:
no. 87
no. 88

it's too hot today:

chapbook news

2010-07-13T20:05:00.000-07:00

hello! my chapbook will be available soon.
i designed these covers today. i'm not sure yet.

new wave vomit (84&85&86)

2010-07-10T23:29:00.000-07:00

hello.
please click click click:
84
85
86

i need to find my hula-hoop ASAP because i want to be cool:

new wave vomit (81&82&83)

2010-07-07T23:28:00.000-07:00

hello beautiful people,
please read number 81
number 82
and number 83.

*smiles*

i hate earthquakes. i'm shaking like a chihuahua but i like this song:

and this song:

and look:

new wave vomit (78&79&80)

2010-07-03T15:45:00.000-07:00

hello. check these out:
no. 78
no. 79
no. 80

(you should read the new issue of negative suck.)

quick announcement

2010-06-30T11:28:00.000-07:00

this illustration will be part of my "real book"
not the chapbook i'm doing. i thought i was done with that but i deleted and wrote new poems so now i have 17.

my poem "tits and oranges" will be part of the REAL BOOK. César Moreno made a painting for this poem. you can buy it or look at it here.
i want to buy it but i'm kinda broke so i can't. plus i guess that's cheating or something. i don't know. here's the video for the poem:

new wave vomit (74&75) & dot dot dot

2010-06-26T20:56:00.000-07:00

did you know i have a crush on all the culkin boys? i do. my favorite is macaulay of course. this is not the best photo. kieran doesn't look great here. macaulay is trying too hard. rory looks good.
i also like michael pitt:
but enough about that.

these are super awesome. enjoy:
no. 74
no. 75

jordan castro's anti-american is out.

johnny garcia read one of my poems and made a video. he sings about pizza sometimes.

i can't write poems today so i made more collages:

new wave vomit (72&73) + video

2010-06-22T09:05:00.000-07:00

hi. these are awesome:
number 72
number 73

and this is about my chapbook:

new wave vomit (68&69&70&71) + other news

2010-06-17T11:18:00.000-07:00

¡hola!
you guys really need to check these out:
no. 68
no. 69
no. 70
and no. 71

i know right?

in other news,
MEXICO WON! #fútbol

in other news,
amphibi.us published my chick-flick poems. click here.

in other news,
i'm gonna kick your nose with my index finger
but don't worry. i'm not strong.

thank you. you're babes <3

2010-06-13T23:06:00.000-07:00

new wave vomit (65&66&67)

2010-06-11T19:45:00.000-07:00

hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
please read:
no. 65
no. 66
no. 67

i have new collages. click here.

here's a song for you. it's a gift. it's an old one. click here. listen. enjoy.

i had other things to talk about but i forgot.
check this out: it's peruvian punk from 1964

new wave vomit (61&62&63&64) & thanks

2010-06-02T09:38:00.000-07:00

BONER

i mean
oh hi, here's no. 61
here's no. 62
here's no. 63
and here's no. 64

got these in the mail:

thanks to paul cunningham and ben brooks :)

new wave vomit (no.60) & joseph goosey reads one of my poems

2010-05-31T11:23:00.000-07:00

sup everybody
i am super excited.
here's nwv NUMBER 60
can you believe that? 60!

also,
joseph goosey is a great guy and read my poem "problematic blue baguette." look:

new wave vomit (55&56&57) & stuff

2010-05-28T09:21:00.000-07:00

sup you guys
here's no. 55
no. 56
and no.57
look
i got these patriotic glasses yesterday at a swap-meet:

new wave vomit (52&53&54)

2010-05-23T17:51:00.000-07:00

hello.
this happened yesterday at 11 am:
a man was walking on my roof and i wasn't home but my dad was.
this is the dialogue(sort of) (the real deal happened in spanish of course):

dad: what are you doing on my roof?
robber: i'm looking at your house.
dad: what? there's nothing to look at
robber: i can come in if i want *points at a window*
dad: yeah but don't do it *grabs cellphone*
robber: yeah i'm leaving *walks away*

i can't believe the man just left. let's hope he never comes back. i'm afraid.

in other news, if a man breaks into your house (in mexico) and you kill him because you were defending yourself YOU go to jail. can you believe that shit?

also, OTHER published my "little girl's joke." click and read. thanks.
also, i found cassettes of [ana c. circa 1989] (which means i was almost 4) singing in spanish. should i upload that to the interwebzzz?
also, here's more amazing vomit:
here's no. 52
here's no. 53
and here's no. 54
enjoy, etc.

please email me. send me fun links aka distractions.
estoy que me lleva la chingada.
¡viva la revolución! FML

2 new videos

2010-05-20T21:36:00.000-07:00

this one is for dj

this one if for adam moorad

new wave vomit (51) (and EP)

2010-05-19T22:41:00.000-07:00

no. 51 belongs to DJ

here's my second collection of audio things. it is called never ending sigh

i go to church sometimes

2010-05-18T18:23:00.001-07:00

ben brooks drew me and said some things here.

new wave vomit (47&48&49&50)

2010-05-16T22:35:00.000-07:00

hey sup
here's no. 47
no. 48
no. 49
and no. 50

tomorrow is my last final. hooray.

I WILL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME:

READ THE RULES BEFORE SUBMITTING.
THEY ARE SIMPLE.
I DON'T WANT TO REJECT YOU.
IT 'S GOING TO BE YOUR FAULT.
OBEY THE RULES.
BYE.

new wave vomit (44&45&46)

2010-05-12T20:50:00.000-07:00

hola amigos
here's no. 44 (it is a video)
no.45 (it includes a song)
and no.46 (includes awesome words, etc)

i'm tired. i need to write an essay. due date: this sunday. i'm going to cry. somebody help me. please? :(

new wave vomit (41&42&43)

2010-05-11T22:11:00.000-07:00

hello hotties
here's no.41
and here's no.42
and here's no.43
enjoy and send me stuff.

new wave vomit (39&40) (and new videos)

2010-05-10T20:25:00.000-07:00

i owe you more videos. you know who you are. you asked. i'll make you a video :]
this one is for Rebecca Loudon:

lovelovelovelove
this one is for Kevin Dunfey:

<3333

i also owe you more vomit.
here's no. 39
and no.40
and more to come. sorry. i'm really tired. i have a final tomorrow. wish me luck. thanks. <3.

OTHER MAGAZINE, ETC

2010-05-09T17:09:00.000-07:00

please check this out.
great guys. love OTHER.

in case we're not gchat buddies. this is my gchat status:

if you want me to read a poem by YOU (AND MAKE A VIDEO /sorryhahaha) send me your poem :] thanks.

if you don't send me a poem i'll never do it. i need pressure. please email me your poem. vacations are coming. i'll have time to make videos (i think). expect another video soon.
here's the first request

new wave vomit (36&37&38)

2010-05-08T20:40:00.000-07:00

oh hey. hope you're good. i'm stressed.
enjoy:
no. 36
no. 37
no. 38 (fucktheworld)

new wave vomit (34&35)

2010-05-03T23:29:00.000-07:00

NEW NEW NEW NEW
NO.34
NO.35

also, i was stuck in traffic so i made this stupid video

new wave vomit (31&32&33)

2010-05-02T16:25:00.000-07:00

new stuff is up:
no.31
no.32
no.33

ps. hi

i am pretending i don't have a pussy (on la coahuila)

2010-05-02T13:57:00.000-07:00

this girl at school listens to nortec

this girl at school died tomorrow

this girl at school works on la coahuila

i am pretending i don't have a pussy

i am pretending you don't taste faintly of milk

like you are dying from floods in your chest

like you are going to fall through the floor and into

waking up from a dream where i was masturbating and crying and my tears were making puddles and children were splashing in the puddles and their mothers were saying "this isn't the mexico i used to know" and i'm saying "i'm so sorry"

like perhaps this is the part where we pass out

like perhaps sex is not going to happen again

for anyone alive now

ever

because sex will be outlawed

and sexeasys will be opened

and you can't trust anyone

okay

i have spanish to do now

let's jam again later

2010-05-01T00:12:00.000-07:00

new wave vomit (27&28&29&30)

2010-04-28T22:48:00.000-07:00

hello friends
please read
no. 27
no.28
no.29
no.30
ps. please read the rules before submitting. they're simple. (say hi).

2010-04-26T23:48:00.000-07:00

please send me stuff.
what are you waiting for?
in other news, i hate buzz. i have 100+ NEW things but that's a lie because i've checked all of them. they're still marked as unread. is that happening to you too? i feel lonely but i'm just tired. this buzz thing is freaking me out. sad face.

2010-04-25T17:03:00.001-07:00

new wave vomit (24&25&26)

2010-04-25T11:55:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY HEY HEY
please read:
no. 24
no. 25
no. 26

p.s. if you want me to read one of your poems--i'll make a video today and post it later. first person that asks WINS. ha.

new wave vomit (22&23)

2010-04-24T00:51:00.000-07:00

¡hola! please read
number 22
and number 23
great stuff.

in other news, today i got 9 movies (vhs) for 3 dollars at the swap meet. most of them have commercials that say "coming soon on videocassette." makes me smile.

new wave vomit (19&20&21)

2010-04-21T22:35:00.000-07:00

hey. these are cool. please read them.

thanks.

adam coates can guest blog on my blog whenever he wants

2010-04-20T22:22:00.001-07:00

i can clap my hands and laugh

i can taste the memory of your mouth

i forget lots of things when i drink too much

i feel sorry sometimes

outside my windows the bricks talk to each other

they mostly like to talk about being bricks

they are happy

happier than the windows

i am going to steal your coffee cup

swab your genetic info

and make music from it

technical difficulties

with sex

i drew a graph to explain happiness and attachment

but i am too ashamed to show anyone

so it just sits stuck to my wall

and the insects that visit my room ignore it

let’s live together in the lost spaces of the city

steal food from restaurants

and drink with the drunkies

shout at busy people

and tell them what they are missing

new wave vomit (17&18)

2010-04-19T21:44:00.000-07:00

hello. you can read no. 17
and no.18
thanks.

please submit your stuff. i'm polite. don't be scared. please remember to send a short bio. everyone forgets.
in other news,
adam coates will guest blog on my blog tomorrow. yay.

new wave vomit (15&16)

2010-04-18T23:28:00.000-07:00

hey look at no.15
and no.16

you're cool. you deserve cute hot dogs.

new wave vomit (12&13&14)

2010-04-17T17:25:00.000-07:00

hi
number 12 is up
and 13
and 14

enjoy

i've been having nightmares every day. i'm exhausted. send me nice emails or something. please? thanks.

new wave vomit (10&11)

2010-04-15T22:08:00.000-07:00

hey everybody here's no.10
and no.11

you'll be able to read more poems/short stories by talented and polite people
very soon.

in other news,
i dreamed i could ride a bike.
i can only ride tricycles.

new wave vomit (7&8&9)

2010-04-13T22:55:00.000-07:00

hey everybody
please read:
no.7
no.8
no.9
and don't forget to send me your stuff. thanks for participating. you're awesome.

new wave vomit (4&5&6)

2010-04-12T19:35:00.000-07:00

i should be studying. instead
here's vomit no.4
no.5
and no.6

there's more to come.
i got more submissions while writing this blog post. that makes me happy.
i need to study. i need to study. i need to study. i need to study. i need to study.
wish me luck. if i fail this exam. it's going to be your fault.

new wave vomit (2&3)

2010-04-11T18:14:00.000-07:00

number two is up
and so is number three
just because i can do whatever i want
YAY

thanks for submitting lovely people.

just in case you didn't notice, i changed the url and made it official. that means i spent about 11 dollars more on "newwavevomit.com." i love you. send me stuff. I NEED DRAWINGS. please send drawings or photos because if you don't i will use mine. so email me your awesomeness.
and tell your friends.

new wave vomit news (1)

2010-04-07T21:48:00.000-07:00

1st poems are up
CLICK HERE CLICK HERE CLICK HERE
i want more
email me stuff ♥

please submit to "new wave vomit"

2010-04-06T22:11:00.001-07:00

i decided to share my url with you guys because i don't do anything with it and it was really dumb and i just had a list of links and blah.
click the neon sign for more info.

2010-03-24T20:05:00.000-07:00

angela simione makes beautiful things and i need to frame this ♥

2010-03-23T20:41:00.000-07:00

i am super obsessed with this song:

but i am also obsessed with:
passion pit's cuddle fuddle and ssion's clown and mew's saliva, etc, sigh, etc.
in other news
i got love letters from REBECCA LOUDON
and OTTO
thanks Rebecca <3
thanks Otto <3
i might send you something else
just because i want to do that
because you're great
in other news
i like emails
in other news
i hate wednesdays because of
that one class
SIGH
okay i'm tired goodbye

i need ten more poems for my book

2010-03-17T22:29:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAH :D

RAIN OR SHINE

2010-03-09T20:19:00.000-08:00

a new issue of 50 to 1 is up.
it is very cool.
you can read 50 words by me.

i say words

2010-03-06T19:46:00.000-08:00

made this about 3 days ago

i'm severely depressed but i'm not crazy.
crispin best made this:

thanks crispin

rejected poetry

2010-02-23T22:23:00.000-08:00

please read this
thank you.

fuck homework. a new video

2010-02-22T19:49:00.000-08:00

here's the poem

because i really do believe

2010-02-20T17:57:00.000-08:00

poem number 37

2010-02-17T22:15:00.000-08:00

A POEM ABOUT EXPIRING BY KERRYLILY
you have about 2 hours to read it. enjoy.

POEMS ABOUT EXPIRING ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW (sad face)

2010-02-16T20:36:00.000-08:00

i made videos.

crispin best's poem

rollerfink's poem

do you want me to read your poem about expiring? i don't think so

in other news: my po box was full of awesomeness (adam coates, angela simione, and sarah san).
THANK YOU ♥
also
ryan manning is blogging again fuck yes
also
rejection digest ♥

new video

2010-02-14T17:28:00.000-08:00

only five more days

2010-02-13T22:08:00.000-08:00

there's a new poem about expiring
yay

"You have elected that the domain name(s) above renew manually. This means that they WILL EXPIRE if you do not log in to your account and renew them by Feb. 18, 2010.

You must manually renew these domain names by Feb. 18, 2010."

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