hello friends. just wanted to let you know i'm sneezing a lot. i woke up like an hour ago and i keep sneezing. i went to bed and my hair was wet and now i'm sick. great.
also,
issue 3 of red lightbulbs is up and there's some awesome things by awesome women and there's this long thing by me.
also, there's poems by me at metazen.
okay. thanks everyone. i hope i'm the only one sneezing and everyone is having fun licking lollipops and feeling great. *sneezes*
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7 comments:
'boys in tha hood', Sneezy-E, 9.5/10.
hi
i sneeze frequently as well.
i smell epidemic.
gesundheit
hi ana. i liked your poem at metazen. i am now reading the red lightbulbs thing. i like the watercolour wolves or whatever they are. it is sunny. i feel like it would be nice if it was dark, after a hot day in a foreign country in an urban city-centre area and i was with friends standing outside a bar.
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Locking and lawking
who is the real king?
When you're scared of something
That something you. Should meet.
Isnt locking out like that time
Que me dijste
Camino por el pasto,
Porque las reglas son pa pisotear
You were never bad
Just try to be that
but in the contrary
Your sweetness was that,
That that makes you one
I am still wating
your forguiveness,
that what with no eassness
Keep's aweke at nights.
Y si bien se te dificulta,
porque leo qe la traduccion no te deja entender
Es lo mismo que el ingles,
con diferente oracion,
no setraduce la palabra,
Se trasforma en oracion,
solo quiero tu perdon,
Y si buscas muy adentro,
Estoy seguro me daras la razon.
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